Idiocy, its fucking everywhere

I could think of no other title for this blog post. I can think of no other term to fully encapsulate modern Britain... modern, world... eugh!

I recently asked my facebookers what I should hate and recieved "twilight, Justin Beiber, Jedward" etc. The big names of IQ-less popular fandom. I don't fucking understand the world now. I fail to comprehend why we wish to dumb ourselves down more and more until their is nothing left but a husk of bitching and bras (because, sadly, from experience, it appears women are the ones lowering themselves to new levels of intelligencelessness). I say that in the nicest possible way. I do not mean to offend women by saying, you are all fucking stupid, but sadly a large portion of you are. A large intense portion of femalia are utter bitches with more brain crammed into their heads as good song lyrics are found in Snoop Dogg. I will move onto the madness of men, later.

I shall begin my observations of stupidity with the following website, http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/ . Upon said website people post events, in a twatter like fashion, on events they deem twilight-like. For example, take this:

Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT

#35364 - May 24, 2010 12:14 PM by BELLA_ - Random - So twilight! (191) - Needs more twilight.. (1816)

Apparently said comment needs more twilight, says 1816 thousand twilight fans. However, 191 people... thats the population of a small village, deem is perfectly acceptable to say, "OMG! LIEK, MY HAIR IS SOOOOO LIEK BELLAS! OMG!" ... I'll let that sink in. In short 191 fellow twilighters see any reflection, link, mirrored fact, slight observance, sound, colour, texture or moment as like twilight. This, I believe, is much the same as some psychological ailments that are treated with diazapan and shock treatment. "OMG, LIKE, I WAS WALKING.... LIKE EDWARD!" Just fuck off, just... fuck... off! Twilight has somehow lured people into a false sense of security as part of this new age of easy-media. Basically media has evolved into a state where people wish not to be tested intellectually (for fun, I might add; already people will read the words "test" and "intellectually" and believe exams are on the menu, when in fact its sometimes fun to enter as one Bill Bailey called on QI, a world of knowing)... I continue, its evolved into a state where people do not need to comprehend huge facts, debate or wonder - not even be inspired - merely absorb, giggle and fuck off. Twilight fills a glorious niche, much as Mills and Boon short stories did for Holiday Romance Fiction, but Mills and Boon did not drive people insane. They filled a niche, formed a clique, and allowed people to absorb some quick fiction before returning to a life mentally worth while. Twilight however has gained so much popularity it has formed crowds, swarms, of obsessed teens. They care not for intelligence of fact, or to develop themselves emotionally (as a Jacqueline Wilson novel might), intellectually (as a fine Stephen King might) or socially (as some graphic novels succeed in as they are intelligent and have a fine fan base)... no, what Twilight successfully does is give people pleasure so easy to absorb one does not expel energy into reading the novel but gains more. Instead of having to use cognitive prowess to read, they merely absorb, like a sponge of doom and peril, so that by the end the horniess of the novel is imparted into the teen turning them into ravenous sex-emos and indie scene wannabes. 

I would like to point out I have just posted the following message onto said website, awaiting replies:

OMG! I LIEK REALIZED TODAY I WAS SOOO LIKE EDWARD. i WAS WALKING AND TALKING TO PEOPLE AND LIEK EDWATD DOES THAT TOO OMG

I sadly have to wait to see if it has been uploaded. I fear it won't be, in case I make an emo kill itself.

Music has also taken this hideous down turn; Jedward was first off the mark taking old songs, barely rewriting them, a bit of white trash rapping Stephen Fry detests, add in a old celebrity in need to pay off some debts and away you go. Jedward ceased to make music about anything. It is merely a noise one can squeal too hysterically again imparting energy of joy at a world so simplistic one now can do fuck all in it and still do well. Jedward is music without purpose, filling again that niche that "Shut uppa ya face" did when it put the glory of "Vienna" by Ultravox as N.o2 in the charts.

Justin Beiber similarly has the same approach but with pedobear dancing in the background. 

why hello there ;) about 21 hours ago via web 

- http://twitter.com/justinbieber

That is a real Beiber Tweet (note how his last name can be put next to any word to make it nauseatingly commercial...) Already the hormones are running wild so as Justina uploads said post he wanks to it awaiting new 18 year old hotness watchers. 

But this implies mainly females, let me now move onto males:

I could not help but laugh hysterically in Morrisons (a supermarket of Britain 2.0) when I saw a petition for getting the world cup to be held in England in 2018. The idea that we still hold onto the idea we are good at the war... I mean sport is appalling. We see football as a battlefield, so as our boys head out to fight in Afghanistan or Iraq we say nothing, merely buy COD50000 and shoot some pixels... but when Renadol, Romaldo, Rellalaldoldldoa... whatever falls over, we go up in arms screaming and shout and rioting for our goal to be accepted. Fuck the goal. Football is a game, and it is you sick stupid individuals. Any of you who goes, "ITS A WAY OF LIFE" shoud be hung from the flag and pecked at by birds for your patriotism is false sir. You men of honour and dignity, in your pubs, 5000 stone overweight and downing another cheap pint as you watch your plasma TV filling said pub screaming at how it wasnt like this in the old days. You can't even smoke now. We took that from you, you sad lonely divorcees. Loving your 'sport', if I dare use such a sickening term, is as bad as those emos you see everyday; those teenagers, as young as your daughters, that you can't help but lick your lips over when you see their cleavages drowning in eyeliner that had dropped from the lower lids of a saddened scene kid due to Edward not being real. Just all of you fuck off.

This travesty has occurred because of one thing... the world. Life. Universe. Everyday we have to work twice as hard with no breaks, and if we have a break we have to work in it to get where we need to be. To ring people for advice who know fuck less than you do, to lose the forms to get the forms to sign the forms to get the form to carry on with our god forsaken lives. No wonder we want football and twilight and Beiber Fever; its easy. its simple. A down right simpler way of living than having to do exams with sense (where grammar is but thrown aside for correct ideas) or work out where the hell money comes from nowadays, because I tell ya what, Student Finance doesnt have a fucking clue either.

So, hold up your arms and tell the skies on high, I bitch because if I didn't, I might as well be a corpse.

Night folks, have a good'un.