I begin this post with a challenge. Minions, you 8 fans of facebook that read this occasionally, I have a job for you all.
Is a poor excuse for a fan page. I am sick and tired of all these new fan pages that do not work as fans should. Please, oh people, define me a fan. For me it is someone that has witnessed or partaken in something and loves it so much they have associated themselves with that act, as a fan. NOT THE OTHER-WAY-A-FUCKIN'-ROUND. I may like that so I am a fan of it, then see/partake
Thats like someone saying they are a fan of being raped before the act has been done. Sheeeessshhh. If you are one of these people who are fans of such pages, then be ashamed. I have become a fan on some occasions due to my curiousity gland going into overdrive, but soon remove myself from its throngs of helpless lonely wankless teenagers after the deed has been done. But this one, I was intrigued.
I had discovered this image on failbook.com:
Now, I am confused. Due to this outrageously WHAMMMMMMMMMMBULANCE styled piece of crap being placed on facebook, the priniciple is apparently going to expel him. These thoughts come to mind
1) Some teenagers discover failbook and want to be famous and so construct this event with their friends for the purposes of an ego boost that will only result in crying and wanking in a cold corner realising you are helpless worthless and sad
2) This event did occur and the principle is going to expel him
3) Why the hell do you add ya principle to facebook. I have teachers yeah sure, they spam me with farmville, but I would not add my principle... well, head Teacher, we give them real titles.
But lets talk about 2. Surely it is illegal to expel someone for acts outside of school property, outside of college jurisdiction. To expel him is to say, "I AM THE PRINCIPLE OF THE INTERWORLD. OBEY ME" and thats my job, not Katrina (and the waves).
So back to my point. Upon seeing when I returend to normal failbook, facewank, in my status updates, "The Status that got a student expelled from school" with all important caps lock emphasis, I was intrigued to know if it was the same one, and to comment and recieve information on American College/Internet power struggles. Upon hitting, become a fan, it says to link you to another page to see the picture:
That takes you to that link, which uses blogspot heinously, for to see it you must then complete surveys...
Hold on! When did it say that to be a fan of something you complete surveys, WHEN!
I am a fan of doctor who, doesnt mean to say I am a fan I have to complete a subscription to Binoculars Monthly.
"Oh yeah Im quite a f..."
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMPLETE A SURVEY TO JOIN BINOCUL...
"No, I just want to tell my friend I am a fa..."
"SURVEY?"
"No, Im just a fan..."
"SURVEY"
And thats why I keep the clipboard wielding temptress in my basement...
What makes it more horrific is that its doing this to see if your a search engine bot. WTF. Nice piece of wording there. Oh words, so powerful, it makes it seem oh so legit now. No search engine bot is looking at funny pictures, none. So fuck off. Thats all I have to say to you sad sad individuals getting paid outrageous sums of money to show off survey..... hold on...
TO FINISH READING THIS BLOG PLEASE TELL ME YOUR MASTABATORY HABI... god sake, I have a dignity. Its under lock and key and I feed it scraps.
So yes, my challenge is simple. Go onto these new become afan to be a fan to be a fan fanwankers and troll them, send me how you did it, and I will blog them! And you will be a little bit more famous a bit!
If you want something to become a fan of more seriously, they please, become a fan of the following video. made my the people from PropahJob studios, I laughed immensely, and to conclude, I will stop writing like a critic:
Lady Gaga, you penisless wonder!
Anyway, onwards to a couple of links of interest. I would talk about them now, but I really cannot be arsed:
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