I have proposed a challenge to Scott J. Marshall of http://www.memyselfandritalin.blogspot.com. The challenge is simple. 3 images, unknown to the other, send them over msn, write about it.
I was given this as my first image:
Hmm, fat people. Hot horrible.
Its not the weight that bothers me; I dont mind people 1) eating to obesity because they like it (House taught me its fine) or 2) because its glandular. If people like fun, then live for less time happy. If its glandular, then poor you.
Do you know what I hate though?
MY LIFE IS AWFUL AND I WILL USE BURGERS AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR A NOOSE.
That I fucking detest. No person should use anything to escape the torments of reality. its shit, we all know, its why prostitutes, STD curing medicines and drugs were invented. its why the internet became popular because then Bertha up there can become, "kittylicious434354354545454000000" and shag as many cocks as she can without the hassell of her vagina falling off (if thats even possible, and even if it is, not for Bertha because the lipids would hold it in place) or having to show mum baccy-barney and his trio of talking monkey men.
Right next picture.
Hmm, lesbians. Am I seeing a theme scott. Fat birds and lesbians. Mmmm, lesbians. Hot steamy... HOLD THE PHONE, I MEAN, MY COCK... thats not sexy at all.
Sex has always been a fascination of the human race, but not necessarily correctly. We always imagine Olivia Wilde and.... that chick that plays Cameron, meeting up after solving a horrendously sexual case, just to release there sexual sexual sex by sexing up their sex sex sex. But we forget about image number one, the tall bird on the bus that looks like The Raptor Jesus' Twin after a lobotomy on his FACE.
When people say, "wouldnt it be great if we were all naked", whilst looking at the DD blond with the arse that screams "anal", we forget about the lass and lads behind us pretending to be mariah carey and comingoff as jim carey, after eating a lipo suction clinic.
remember kids, sex is fun, but not always necesa... no thats not my point at all. Have sex, just dont think about fat birds lesbianing it up.
NEXT PICTURE SIR!
(at this point he was still typing, so I say now, HURRY THE FUCK UP)
What the holy fuck is that!
Right, so... so if you... what about.... I have nothing to say but the world is mad. Why? Just why? Dogs in prams, now lets treat them to canine equivalents of our sporting activities. We don't do anything based off dogs at .... oh wait... now Olivia Wilde has returned to me, in a dream... a wet dog surfing is terrible. Look at its face! It does not want to be there at all. Its going
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.. WAVE... fuck fuck fuck" e.t.c, onwards till it can get home, shag a chair and go to sleep.
Dogs run around eating shit and pooing shit and being shit (I dont like dogs, can ya tell), not surfing. How many shitty journalists put "DOG FISH" in the title of their article, before being fired for forgetting about news.
I always love fun in my life, usually in the form of internet boobies, sxephil or shaycarl, showing me life is still fun and great and wonderful, but this, this is just taking the piss. This isnt showing the nonsensical aspects of life we should cherish, its just silly.
When that dog drowns, I will pay no respects. I will only pay my whore double, for a celebratory hand job.
I end here with this message. Internet jokes are always funny... because theres no emotional pain involved. With that in mind:
Be shocked. Then laugh. Then become a fan. I dare ya.
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