I've Pulled

So, whatever shall I talk about today. OH I KNOW. THIS:

 

That was sent to my lovely mother (who has recently discovered this blog; she laughed, but also wondered where all my fucking wanking buggery language came from). 

That picture is so fucking confusing. Either

a) Behind the face of that lass is a paedophile ready to eat my cock off or

b) I've pulled.

But both don't work. If you were gonna pretend to be a lass you'd choose a picture from a model agency site or something. She may be mildly attractive, but she ain't what I'd use as picture to lure unsuspecting lads and lasses into my creamy dungeon. Also, she must know I am over the recommended age for paedophiles, unless she a teenophile, and thats pretty much everyone I know. 

B also doesn't work because who would ask someones mum that to get through to myself. Why not just spam me? It would lead to inevitable trolling (unless your The Viscount; him, it leads to raep). 

So it leaves a c). An unknown C point (G-spot, hehehehe, i linked two words vaguely), which could be that she was drunk, dared or disabled. I am contemplating messaging this lass, just to see what occurs. What do you guys think (this is where you comment alot, make my blog famous and I get paid money to hire said  Kath as a whore).

Surely if it really is just as simple as what she said then she must be fucking bonkers, her brain must ooze onto her pillow as she masterbates herself to sleep each night. It frightens me I may be in the minds of women (and men, and kids) across the country; it should only be the other way around.

I think what she needs is a:

 

 

Hold on. I remember this. I was going to talk about this ages ago and then forgot. What I don't get about this specific blocker is the advert. This, inevitably, shall be seen by your children. The likelihood is you will buy it, teach them how to install with it, using this to protect ya kids from Rule 34 whilst having a jolly fun time.

But look at it. How rogueish is that?! People will buy that expecting porn:

 

Thats more like it. L33T editing skills.

But with porn comes great responsibility. If said woman, smiling heartily at the bosoms her husband has collected, decides against such pr0nz, then troubles occur. Desires escallate, and, if things don't go to plan: