I see your point, but isn't it a little esoteric?

Well. Well well well. Yes, that is a good well, nice and deep.

But I digress.

The Viscount has been summoned after a long period of absence due to various insanity issues. But thankfully the world wide web has been brought back to my attention and now I plunge myself deep into it's darkest recesses to bring you this little gem.





Oh dear. I think I have once upon a time referred to something similar to this. Prepare for a rant.

There is a saying (a very good saying at that) that goes "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". And it is true! The psychological manipulation, the mind games, the intricately detailed and well thought out revenge plans that the femme concocts are, in essence, beautiful. They truly make the female of the species a thing to be admired. But males, for the most part at least, are incapable of putting any sort of thought into this process. Take this fine example. A lovely backstory; same old same old. Guy meets girl, girl fucks guys freind, girl dumps guy. Yes. A continuing saga in the vortex known as love. But this, if you forgive my profanity, takes the biscuit. This (for want of a better adjective) prick appears to not understand the underlining aspect of a good revenge plan; it has to be subtle. A website dedicated to denouncing the name of your former loved one may seem like the ultimate revenge plan at the time, but at the end of the day its like assasinating a man by drowning him in a urinal. It lacks elegance. It also shows the ultimate failure when going through a break up; it shows that you still care enough to be pissed off this much. And yes it may be funny to think that putting up pictures of your ex with her goods on show will result in her humiliation, but when your future girlfriends notice what you did when you got dumped they will bolt themselves.


In other words pursuing this modus operandi and you will be labelled a twatface.


In other news, literary genius and poetic legend Nathan Dean lashed out at the bolshevik community and labelled the leading dark lord a rapist. Rapist?!? RAPIST?!? The only raping I do is metaphorical. Plus physical rape is vile. Lets murder the rapists. Yay. Murder rapists. Yayzles.


Bye Bye sanity.